so many things happening!
the wayward o had a scary dream last night. he was in the nest of his childhood, except it was dilapated and threabare. and a huge thunderstorm was pelting the branches of his elm tree near hagerstown. he had to make it up the steps to find a prized possession but andy pettitte was somewhere in the nest, which is a duplex. except it wasn't really pettitte. it was a bible-carrying frankenstein, and he had a knife, and he was crashing about saying 'i will go 4-1 vs. baltimore this year' over and over again. i awoke and realized it was only a bad dream and horseface largebutt probably won't kill the Os like he has in previous years especially because...
HAYDEN PENN NOW HAS A MOUSTACHE AND AN ATTITUDE.
like if he had been trapped on jetblue like lee mazzilli was he would have been all, my boss is a SUPERLAWYER and i'm going to sue your airplane-driving a$$e$!
you might say well that's not much of a moustache and anyway horseface largbutt has a dimple chin and that's way more intimidating but IT'S A START and also Daniel Cabrera got TASER SURGERY on his eyeballz and he will be a force to be reckoned with as well.
and also you know who's all mad and stuff? steve trachsel! yeah the new york mets' year-in year-out whipping boy was shocked, SHOCKED to learn he may have to compete with the moustachioed golden child for a spot in the rOte. and he snarled at reporters like when dick cheney told pat leahy to grrrrr fuck off -- please excuse the expletive but when you're around the veep you have to expect fbombz -- anyway trax didn't drop any fbombz to our knowledge but he was all mad. part of the problem with the traxmeister is he never learned to control his emotions. hence the streakiness and hence the sad plight of an MLB veteran without a home who is still relatively young scrapping for a last spot on the rOte of a perennial 4th place squad.
BULLETIN: cal ripken jr. is on the fox five morning show in new york city and the fox 5 lady morning show anchor is a part of the diaspOra!!! and they're doing Os cal trivia!!!! and some guy she's competing against has a horn and she has a dingding!!! no LIE. oh her name is juliette and she won one of calz ballz!!! check back later for the Otube.
Update: The video is here. Watch Cal shrug and say how the congressional hearings on steroids "didn't go too well."
HAYDEN PENN NOW HAS A MOUSTACHE AND AN ATTITUDE.
like if he had been trapped on jetblue like lee mazzilli was he would have been all, my boss is a SUPERLAWYER and i'm going to sue your airplane-driving a$$e$!you might say well that's not much of a moustache and anyway horseface largbutt has a dimple chin and that's way more intimidating but IT'S A START and also Daniel Cabrera got TASER SURGERY on his eyeballz and he will be a force to be reckoned with as well.
and also you know who's all mad and stuff? steve trachsel! yeah the new york mets' year-in year-out whipping boy was shocked, SHOCKED to learn he may have to compete with the moustachioed golden child for a spot in the rOte. and he snarled at reporters like when dick cheney told pat leahy to grrrrr fuck off -- please excuse the expletive but when you're around the veep you have to expect fbombz -- anyway trax didn't drop any fbombz to our knowledge but he was all mad. part of the problem with the traxmeister is he never learned to control his emotions. hence the streakiness and hence the sad plight of an MLB veteran without a home who is still relatively young scrapping for a last spot on the rOte of a perennial 4th place squad.
BULLETIN: cal ripken jr. is on the fox five morning show in new york city and the fox 5 lady morning show anchor is a part of the diaspOra!!! and they're doing Os cal trivia!!!! and some guy she's competing against has a horn and she has a dingding!!! no LIE. oh her name is juliette and she won one of calz ballz!!! check back later for the Otube.
Update: The video is here. Watch Cal shrug and say how the congressional hearings on steroids "didn't go too well."
Labels: the rOte
posted by the wayward o at
9:05 AM
3 Comments:
that mustache is beautiful.
If HAyden grOws some MUTTONCHOPS.... THAT WOULD SCARE OL' horsebutt largeface....er what ever.
ps: I wanted my handle to be "home O" but i think the people who protested that snickers commercial would have something to say about that.
haha .... home O is funny.
we'll support you whatever lifestyl, i mean nickname, you choose.
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