an april pOem

wayward O confesses he did not watch yesterday's game but when his text alert hit his cellphone he felt such excitement!! a 7-3 meant that trachsel didn't melt down and team offense continued. it was not easy going outside and enjoying weather when wayward O knew he should have been watching team dismantle canadian rivalz.

shOw toronto the door. don't get lost on the JFX!! blue jays are now angry and will go to boston and teach red sox that not all is cake and candy. you don't get to play old, beat-up yankees every single day!! blue jays manager is getting close to an elia rant.

"they're really really behind ya around here"

wayward O knows the feeling! like when you sit in section 80 at camden and there's angry red sox fans who act like you're in their house!! that's why now blue jays will get hot!

this is not a time to talk about how Os are doing it. this is a time to enjoy, and wayward O offers the following mantra for fanz to chat before drifting off into dreamland:

dear baseball godz...
let bedard strike out crisp
and let markakis come to bat with RISP
let payton play left
and of hits let cOrey not be bereft
let tejada's streak grow long
and let aubrey hit 30 dongs
let perlozzo avoid the Evil One's Fury
and let Os escape in-Jury
oh and a little something for the kids in china too.