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wayward O feels great exhaustion at watching Orioles last two days vs As because As were all, "here, please win," and Os were all, "no. you. i insist." in fact, play was so poor, wayward O feels he can say little when NY and RedSox fanZ smirk smugly and say, "ha, Orioles." just like that. wayward O wishes to purge the following images from last two losses:

· tejada standing near, not stepping on, second to force out runner
· roberts not taking easy out at first
· mora bunting w/ man on 3rd and one out
· corey not running from 2nd on base hit
· walking in runner
· shitty at-bats; first-pitch grounderZ
· mora booting EZ groundballZ and then not covering 3rd
· Jim Palmer's shmoozy little takes

As DL'd their ace and then also lost their Swishy Swisher today and Os ... are giving Wayward O an existential meltdown not unlike when Raskolnikov almost blew up Death Star but realized he forgot proper ID and he was naked and failed his midterm exams because he was being chased by crocodiles and kept slipping in mud and couldn't run away...