the massacre, part fOur

wayward O wishes to move on from mother's day massacre, but he cannot for two main reasons:

· reason one: Os haven't won since (this doesn't need much discussion)
· reason two: people are *still* talking about it

wayward O is watching the NESN today as tigers visit host red sox. and the announcers are going on and on about it except they call it ....

THE MOTHER'S DAY MIRACLE

wayward o has trouble digesting such mendaciOusness. everybody knows the almighty great baseball spirit was far from the ballpark that day!

nevertheless, red sox sideline babe -- who is not as hOt as amber (!!!) -- reports there were two nuns next to dugout last sunday and they blessed manager terry francona's boys and that's how come red sox got 6 runZ in bottom of ninth to drive demonface orioles into weeklong spiral.

if this is true, then what does that make perlozzo? calling all bible scholarz!!!!