Saturday, May 26, 2007

the traitOr's lament

massive old testament-style incites today; early it's true but wayward O cannot remain silent -- like the january-birdless night -- any longer. or perhaps not so early because the disabled list is no longer more than just a chilly night away....

wayward O saw the traitOr's watershed debacle on the hill vs. red sox and saw his face when manny ramirez, the savant of the bat and grill, simply decided enough of this 82 mph junk and deposited baseball in left field near monuments of dead yankee greats.


wayward O is angry today, friends.... angry the way one can only be when a long friendship goes sour and when one learns the true colors of a man once admired.

It's the pain you feel when you realize you've completely messed up your entire life.and when said friend's inevitable downfall can't even provide joy to quench the endless sense of betrayal and worse ... the sense of what could have been ... in baltimore.

watch the birdie! traitOr had his chance to make mark on world, and he choose to leave nest, fly to new york city, earn a couple extra million dollars, and get a "ring" and now with his career in its twilight wayward O has a few things to say:

THERE
WILL BE
NO RING

THERE
WILL BE
NO H.O.F.

THERE
WILL BE
NO FANFARE

There will be no more 30-start seasons.
There will be no 3.xx era. No more 19-9's or 18-11's.
Here's what there will be:

BITTER FEELINGS
of a man who failed at life

DARKNESS of SOUL
With no salve to quench the pain

A PERCH in HADES
In booth next to the Dark Cherub

and...

A PLACE in histOry
With Your Fellow Mercenaries

Jason Giambi: Ringless

Alex Rodriguez: Ringless
Bobby Abreu: Ringless

Who are also going to leave the Bronx Ringless.

Wayward O especially feels like it's important for The Young Savior, Buh Dard, the Wing-Man, Brian Roberts, Chris Ray and one or two OTHER CURRENT HOME-GROWN, Rich, Talented, WELL-FED ORIOLES to ABSORB THIS LESSON of History.

DO NOT
BE LIKE MIKE

Yes. The Evil One May Be a Hideous Wart on the Arse of Satan. But that does not mean you abandon your mates and wander in search of gold and treasure.

The Traitor's story makes this plain.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Wise One - will the prodigal son (St. Davey) return?
-Sponsort

May 27, 2007 7:30 AM  
Blogger the wayward o said...

if orioles put this out there, and aren't serious about it, they're truly twisted.

May 27, 2007 9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wanted to say, i regularly read your blogs but I check Camden Chat every day multiple times, and its nice having you post on CC keep it up always valuable insight that you add.

May 28, 2007 11:31 PM  
Anonymous darvin said...

good riddence front runner Moooooose and his magic pitch, the "ExpyroBall"!!!!

May 29, 2007 12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Barry Bonds,
How many HOF bats can you fit up your ass(terisk)?

*

-brO

May 29, 2007 3:07 PM  

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