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some dood at the dallas news fields a question about toilet bowl rangers and trades:
OK. you got your dig in. cool. orioles are hard to deal with ... that explains the john maine trade!! perfect!! wayward O says that's a good way to get hired at EsPn since they are blatantly racist against Orioles anyway.
if rangers can't get it together? if??? the rangers are HORRIBLE. unlike kc and dc, they don't even have an excuse. they have plenty of money and continuity. like pretty much everything dubya touches, the rangers have turned to turd.
regarding this scenario, however: first off, the yOung savior will never be a texas ranger. he's a greek kid from the east coast. fried twinkies are not his thing. maybe he'll be a met someday ... in like 2015. but a ranger? haha. second, fine dOn't trade teixeira before his contract expires. he'll just sign with baltimore in 09 anyway! everybody knOws the maryland boy wants to hit in the comfy confines of camden.
the funniest part is how texas billy says, "markakis AND a pitcher." as if the very notion of trading the young savior for a first baseman wasn't ridiculous enough. hey, if you are blue-skying you may as well go whole hog.
wayward O proposes the following trade at the deadline: Os get teixeira. rangers get jay gibbons, kevin millar and a tin of old bay. rangers smile and say thank you.
From e-mail: My question is one of the IF kind. IF the Rangers can't get it together and get over .500 and into the AL West race, and IF we decide to sell off, who are the likely candidates to leave and where will they go and who do we get back. -- Scott
Evan Grant: Wow, Scott, you don't want much do you? It would be a total guess right now, but Mark Teixeira certainly would be a guy the Rangers would have to consider trading. (...) the best deal the Rangers could try to make is with Baltimore for Nick Markakis and a pitcher. Easier said than done for many reasons, including that Baltimore may not be a contender and the Orioles are difficult to deal with.
OK. you got your dig in. cool. orioles are hard to deal with ... that explains the john maine trade!! perfect!! wayward O says that's a good way to get hired at EsPn since they are blatantly racist against Orioles anyway.
if rangers can't get it together? if??? the rangers are HORRIBLE. unlike kc and dc, they don't even have an excuse. they have plenty of money and continuity. like pretty much everything dubya touches, the rangers have turned to turd.
regarding this scenario, however: first off, the yOung savior will never be a texas ranger. he's a greek kid from the east coast. fried twinkies are not his thing. maybe he'll be a met someday ... in like 2015. but a ranger? haha. second, fine dOn't trade teixeira before his contract expires. he'll just sign with baltimore in 09 anyway! everybody knOws the maryland boy wants to hit in the comfy confines of camden.
the funniest part is how texas billy says, "markakis AND a pitcher." as if the very notion of trading the young savior for a first baseman wasn't ridiculous enough. hey, if you are blue-skying you may as well go whole hog.
wayward O proposes the following trade at the deadline: Os get teixeira. rangers get jay gibbons, kevin millar and a tin of old bay. rangers smile and say thank you.
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8:31 AM
1 Comments:
Sponsort says: You're right about Markakis - as long as Angelos is around he won't be traded. Love your trade -but can't we PLEEZ throw in that Bako guy? He's got more passed balls than an empty mitt.
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