edgar allen pOe
this poem's for the trait'ros moose
who left for yankees over pay
we love to see mussina lose
it should happen every day
who left for yankees over pay
we love to see mussina lose
it should happen every day
he never really had ferocity
although he is a wily one
now he seems to lack velocity
his time in baseball's almost done
although he is a wily one
now he seems to lack velocity
his time in baseball's almost done
sunday it was jason kubel
his homer satisfying
mike can buy the kit 'n' kaboodle
but money will not buy a ring
his homer satisfying
mike can buy the kit 'n' kaboodle
but money will not buy a ring
take the mound and lose the game
and give the ball to mister torre
don't forget this sweet refrain
you belonged in balti-morey
and give the ball to mister torre
don't forget this sweet refrain
you belonged in balti-morey
O you belonged in balti-morey!
Labels: schadenfrOide
posted by the wayward o at
4:35 PM
6 Comments:
I really hope Mussina never gets that ring, and never wins 20. He's the most overrated pitcher in the AL.
brO watched entire game at sister-in-law's beautiful new house. Drank lotsa Cuervo. New guy looks ok. He seemed to labor a bit. Bats are alive. I seem to remember a Gibbons homer. Corey patterson's catch was a good break.
-brO
Quote of the day is from Lou Piniella, after he walked Ryan Zimmerman intentionally and Dmitri Young hit a grand slam:
"We tried to set up a double play, but our shortstop doesn't play in the bullpen."
-bOOm
So Im watching the latest installment of "Shell the Starter" on Mid Atlantic Shell Network......when they break from the carnage to interview none other than Todd Frohwirth. You Orioles guys remember this bull pen knuckle dragger, side armer, "submariner". He was built like a stick, "whittled from a fungo bat" or what evs. Apparently he's been SCOUTING FOR THE ORIOLES.
I'd like to include him in the trade to the Rangers. They had Palmer sitting on the left and Hunter sitting on the right and Abe Frohwirth (sausage king of the world) weighing in at a swelt 300 lbs in the middle wearing a purple shirt.
No purpose to this post other than I had totally forgotten about Todd Frohwirth. Until Now. Paste the following URL into your Browser.
http://www.netshrine.com/vbulletin2/archive/index.php/t-1890.html
does he frohwif his right hand? i can't remember?
He don't Frowirth a damn.
But WAYWARD - you were AWESOME on the radio - I love that dream - Texeira for Cabrera.
spOnsOrt
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