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"I was just saying, 'Please God, kill me.' I wanted the Earth to open and for me to go and, poof, sand just to go on top. This was the last thing we were waiting for, especially when they hit it to me. Bad things are happening to us right now. But I'm glad we got this one." -- Melvin, Os third baseman, via Sun

"When that inning started, I said, 'Please God, don't start another one. We don't want to be in the same situation as what happened last time.' What can I say? Our pitchers are trying to make the best pitches they can. Right now, we're in a tough time." -- Miguel, Os short stop, via Sun

"I’m really excited about what I’ve heard from MacPhail so far. Don’t worry, I haven’t chugged the Orange kool-aid. Everything sounds great, but I still need to see the actions to back it all up. (Especially the whole bit of Angelos staying out of baseball operations. Oh please God let it be true.)" -- Heathir, Os fan, via Orioles Magic

"Please God let us get someone." -- Tom, former Os blogger, 2005

"Please God, let us get a hit today." -- Wayward O, via Wayward O