sign jOhn up!

so Wayward O was going over Barack Obama's private passport file a couple days ago, just to you know see what the young man was all about.

NOT TRUE! but this is true! washington nationalz are stupid!

narts released john patterson. he is good pitcher!

he will be yankee! no wait. he lost some velocity ... he is a CRAFTY RIGHT-HANDER.

HE WILL BE ROCKIE. ROCKY. A ROCKY.

HE WILL BE A ROCKIE!

HE WILL BE MEMBER OF COLORADO ROCKIES!

orioles need this guy to help team navigate shoals of lOst season.