the hOuse that ruth built
want to hear funny story? wayward O purchased some tickets last year through yankees so he could go to bronx and watch team play here in new york city. somehow yankees took this to mean wayward O is yankee fan! because yankees sent wayward O a fancy brochure entitled 'THE FINAL SEASON' encouraging wayward O to come see many games in bronx this year. here is front page...
at first wayward O thought they meant "Mussina's Final Season," but upon further review it turns out Yankee Stadium is being REPLACED by NEW STADIUM next year for yankees.
anyway wayward O normally would put such a piece of literature into recycling bin and immediately sprinkle entire body with OLD BAY SEASONING to CHASE AWAY NASTY SPIRITS. but it was kind of a boring, cold, rainy march day so WTF we took peek inside and we were pretty AMAZED by table of contents....
way more FORTHRIGHT than your average sales brochure, no? anyway Wayward O found it to be PRETTY COMPELLING ... see you in the Bronx this summer!
at first wayward O thought they meant "Mussina's Final Season," but upon further review it turns out Yankee Stadium is being REPLACED by NEW STADIUM next year for yankees.
anyway wayward O normally would put such a piece of literature into recycling bin and immediately sprinkle entire body with OLD BAY SEASONING to CHASE AWAY NASTY SPIRITS. but it was kind of a boring, cold, rainy march day so WTF we took peek inside and we were pretty AMAZED by table of contents....
way more FORTHRIGHT than your average sales brochure, no? anyway Wayward O found it to be PRETTY COMPELLING ... see you in the Bronx this summer!
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I got this crap too -- ok, I went to a few games up there last year. I was too impressed with their brochure presentation, but alas, it ended up in the trash...
i was surprised they featured the phantom tag, since it occurred at fenway?
"wayward O normally would put such a piece of literature into recycling bin and immediately sprinkle entire body with OLD BAY SEASONING to CHASE AWAY NASTY SPIRITS." ROFLMHO! That was brilliant!
Make sure to give the Ys fans a taste of their own medicine.
I still want to punch that kid Jeffery I think was his name. And the way the yankess treated him after he turned that out into a homerun, just goes to show you that the Yankess endorse cheating. Well maybe they dont endorse it but it sure doesnt help to give the kid seats right behind the dugout the rest of the series.
I got this as well...
LOL...well done Wayward O!
There can be only one plausible explanation for this brochure - George Costanza really does work for the Yankees.
Funny, I didn't see a page for "The Amazing Colossal Choke Job of 2004" in the table of contents. Must have just been an oversight.
See you for softball soon.
Knoblauchs mental state? Mostly Delaware!!!!!
I thought that the Correct Spelling was "Yankthese":
Do A Rod & Jorge have something going, or am I missing Something?
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