Tuesday, May 20, 2008

measuring melmOsity

Wayward O blew 45% of 2008 capital budget hiring SCIENCE EDITOR but expense has PAID OFF as we have determined crucial new calculus for determining Melmo's Mental States. Measuring Melmosity, it turns out, is as easy as counting Melmonions in Melmo's BLOOD STREAM. Third baseman's Melmonian count seems to vary as a direct result of team's on-field performance, which is a GOOD THING.



Science editor is VERY EXCITED TO BEGIN REGULAR READINGS but regrets only that we LACK BASELINE from:
  • playoff days with Mets
  • 2005 meltdOwn
that notwithstanding, we press on in name of discovery!

Recently, while dreaming of playoffs, a sleeping Melmo's Melmonion count spiked above 138 but soon returned to normal Melmonian levels upon waking. Currently, science editor suspects 83-level reflects overall excitement about team but some trepidation after being nipped by Nats on GETAWAY DAY and upcoming trip to YANKEE STADIUM.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Enchanting Sunshine said...

You are too much. This has to be the most original blog post I've ever seen. Love the Melmometer.

May 20, 2008 10:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yanqui WHOMPIN'

-brO

May 21, 2008 10:17 AM  
Blogger Heath said...

This is what we've been waiting for all these years. A huge scientific achievement.

Brilliant!

May 21, 2008 11:56 AM  

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