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wayward o loves team more than almost everything in world except for following things:
- family & friends
- dip n dotz
- potato chips
anyway it made wayward o very sad that wayward o called team "pants crappers" and then left up nasty remarks at top of blog throughout entire all-star break even after flatbrim acquitted himself and team very proudly in all star summer classic.
so and then wayward o starting thinking ... thinking ... tossing and turning ... trying to come to grips with own shame of yelling at beloved team despite love for team and so wayward o devised following chart to properly express feelingz:
See? Not all that complicated.
anyway wayward o apologizes to team for being mad. and he's going to beach to drink beer and relax. good luck, team! xoxo
ps. beat detriot. kick pudge where da sun don't shine.
Labels: wOe is me
posted by the wayward o at
11:59 AM
9 Comments:
Have a great vacation, Wayward. And here's some cheery thinking: last night, thanks to brO, we had a fabulous time at OPACY. I've seen 10 major league ballparks and the Os place is still the class of the major leagues. Great sight lines, soft Chesapeake breeze and the beer that costs $7.50 in DC is $5.50 in Ballmer.
Best of all, O's whomped Tigers (who apparently have no pitchers to speak of). There was a group of 3 Detroiters sitting near us whose worst behavior was wearing a chef's toque when Shef came to bat. Let's send toques to all the Yanqui and Red Sox fans.
There's no place like Oriole Park. It's truly magical. It feels like home.
In Miguel Cabrerra's first at bat strike 2 was a foul ball that was IN MY HAND momentarily before squirting free and being gobbled up by diaspOra. Have bruise to prove it.
Had no fewer than 3 close encounters with Amber T. As seats were behind team's dugout and is a well worn path for in game interviews on MASN (Maryland Ain't Seein' Nothin)......Was unable to draw RAZR in time for pic.
Had well mannered chatter with Detroit Fans a row in front... Much nicer than Boston blockheads.
Spectacular fireworks after were a treat.
THIS IS BIRDLAND!!
-brO
wayward, we all know how much you love our beloved O's ... there is no question so no need to feel bad for having a moment of frustration.
What do you think of making t-shirts with your profile picture and quote? I would certainly buy one and wear it proudly.
you mean like
A BIRD,
A CITY,
A WOEBEGONE DREAM
that would be kind of funny.
interesting... nice analysis we can all understand
I don't see why not. A t-shirt like that definitely speaks to us long time fans. Think about it!
Hope you had a nice vacation. Did you go downey oshin, hon?
yeeahon, downcarlinaway
Better make those in kid's sizes.
-brO
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/
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