such a bad, bad comedOwn

wayward o has been sort of bouncing around a lot lately. first there was a beach trip in which amazing feats involving flipping quarters into cup were witnessed...



lots of yelling. but truth was on field of play! just like team! for example:

• tired kevin millar can't play entire season
• young rOte can't play entire season
• tired ramOn can't play entire season

conclusion: team should find guys who don't get tired in july. do yankees get tired in july?

also team is probably completely at wit's end about what to do with BIG BIRD. make him a closer except against kansas city? who knows anymore? the fear persists that, if traded, he'll becoem a perennial 20-game winner for somebody else. this feeds into fear that organizational issues have created a feedback loop of shittiness that now regenerates itself based on its own gravitational force.

maybe not though. apparently next week the time-honored tv show This Week in Baseball will feature team and praise rebuild effort.

also there are rumors that SUPER BLOGGER ROCK OBAMA-QUE will be leaving SUNPAPER. he does not deny it. will he take perch next to DARK MEDIA LORD KEN ROSENTHAL on national TV soon? perhaps peddling weakly sourced rumors about AROD'S NEXT MOVE? wayward o thinks not ... the man seens to know where ground is at all times.

meanwhile fan interest in team is flagging right on queue. over on the camden chats they didn't even bother to post game thread because everybody knew old man vladdy was going to kick team's ass. and then only 16 posts on belated lame thread? oh well. it's like beach time. and also rock concert and restaurant time...



This is Ween.
You should see them.
So for now we kind of halfway tune in. Wayward O will say last night's game featured a SUPER PREMIUM EPISODE OF MELMOSITY HOWEVER .... with one out in BOTTOM OF EIGHTH ....


MEMLO GET UP MEMLO
DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
Maybe we'll rise up and put together fun winning streak at some point before season's final death rattle sets in.