team interns are pOlite but penniless

this email exchange will SHOCK BASEBALL WORLD:

2 July 10:36 a.m.
to: Wayward O
from: team intern
Hi.
I am currently updating our email contacts list and I wanted to make sure that this is still your current email address. If you could please email the Baltimore Orioles PR Department back at this address: [redacted] and confirm that this is still your current email ... that would be very helpful.
Thank you and have a pleasant day.
[redacted]
PR Intern


2 July 6:01 p.m.
to: team intern
from: Wayward O
Hello [redacted].
Yes, this is correct e-mail address of Wayward O.How are you today? Do you get free Dip n Dotz as MLB intern?
All the Best,
-- t.w.o.


2 July 6:53 p.m.
to: Wayward O
from: team intern
i'm good. thank you for your response. no, unfortunately, to the free dip n dots.


3 July 8:42 a.m.
to: team intern
from: Wayward O
I urge you to hold out for free Dip n Dotz. Think of future interns! Viva la Revolucion!

imagine TOILING AWAY in summer heat knowing delicious cold treat is available on ALL CONCOURSES and yet not having FUNDS to AVAIL ONESELF! pure torture. everybody knows dip n dot prices FLUCTUATE with other commodities such as BRENT CRUDE and COTTON CANDY.