measuring melmOsity, part 2
not long after MEMLO's six-hit, 5-ribby, pounding of dumb tigers yesterday, a team of scientists took count of melmon-ions from melmo's BLOOD STREAM, and this morning revealed latest result...
LATEST READING = 109.5 melmOnions per sq. decaliter
folks, we have entered the FIRST EMPIRICALLY MEASURED PERIOD OF
MELMOCIOUS EXPANSION
ON RECORD.
scientists, using anecdotal evidence, speculate previous MELOSTIC EXPANSE ERA may have been in august of 2006, prior to MELMO's SIGNING OF MASSIVE CONTRACT.
"we are simply benefitting from new, more finely tuned technology," said scientist charlie a. tango of baltimore's memlonic community college in a release, adding "but i must admit ... it's exciting for us scientists to see it officially measured as such."
LATEST READING = 109.5 melmOnions per sq. decaliter
folks, we have entered the FIRST EMPIRICALLY MEASURED PERIOD OF
ON RECORD.
scientists, using anecdotal evidence, speculate previous MELOSTIC EXPANSE ERA may have been in august of 2006, prior to MELMO's SIGNING OF MASSIVE CONTRACT.
"we are simply benefitting from new, more finely tuned technology," said scientist charlie a. tango of baltimore's memlonic community college in a release, adding "but i must admit ... it's exciting for us scientists to see it officially measured as such."
Labels: melmOsity
posted by the wayward o at
6:29 PM
4 Comments:
I detect a glitch - one of the pix on your meter looks suspiciously like Albert Belle.
What a time to be alive the way scientific advances keep coming! I can't believe someone was finally able to capture Melmosity on a scale. Good work! Maybe the scientists can start working on a scale for Lukealiciousness, too?
Melmo.
3 run jack against the Sawx.
In credible.
-Jim ROme
In the interests of science moving ever forward, your scientists need to develop a way to harness the power of Melmosity for the greater good of humanity, not just the fans of the Orange and Black.
For instance, during peaks of Melmosity, the energy could be harnessed to power the lights at the Yard during night games.
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