team is frOm where???
hahaha. no WONDER wayward O could never watch team on tv here in brooklyn!! team is from BALTIMORE MARYLAND because it says so on uniforms!
but when team is in BALTIMORE jerseys will NOT SAY BALTIMORE because you already KNOW you are in BALTIMORE!!
very, very clever.
The Savior & the Truth
AP photo via Blatzburgh Sun
also oriole bird got overhaul!
via Sun
there are several KEY DIFFERENCES between OLD BIRD and NEW BIRD:
but when team is in BALTIMORE jerseys will NOT SAY BALTIMORE because you already KNOW you are in BALTIMORE!!
very, very clever.
The Savior & the Truth
AP photo via Blatzburgh Sun
also oriole bird got overhaul!
via Sun
there are several KEY DIFFERENCES between OLD BIRD and NEW BIRD:
- new bird has CLOSED STANCE and is UP ON TOES. this means new bird will hit for higher average and also make fewer errors in field
- new bird just generally appears tougher and doesn't have grey feathers on chest
- new bird doesn't have giant forehead
that is all.
wayward O took a few spins around the blogz, etc., today an noticed many fans of team said things like "now if they could just get some pitching." well wayward O says team will actually improve for simple fact that now we know where team is from!
hard to explain, but true. so true.
also, sorry for lack of posts recently because wayward O is busy he totally ignored NL CY winner and some other stuff that, like, happened. or something. also it is nice to take break from baseball sometimes!!!
Labels: baltimOre
posted by the wayward o at
8:17 PM
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The new unis work for me: PROVIDED, they now must hire "Omar the Oriole" to slide down an orange ramp into his nest (filled with Boog's barbeque sauce) each time an "O" hits a dinger.
i can't imagine the dry-cleaning bill for the sauce-covered mascot suit.
but hey .... angelos had hoarded enough loot to cover it wayward o is sure.
I'm with Sponsort.
I am already looking forward to the O's traditional pre-allstar game SCHTOONKING of all contenders and strange make-up-game scenarios stemming from bizzare weather pattern that will surely settle in over BALTIMORE in response to gas prices falling to $0.46 per gallon then abruptly abate before historic post all-star swoon. I will relish each of their 63 wins in 2009 season.
They will defeat FLASH-IN-PAN Tampa Bay Rays on Silver Slugger Aubrey Huff's seeing eye grounder to avoid loosing 100 handing THEM loss #100 in epic worst-to-first-to-worst season (Huff will drop dead of exhuastion after touching first base). BTW..... Game will take place on OCTOBER 2, in a make- up for SNOWED OUT contest early in season.......don't ask me how I know this.....I JUST KNOW......check please.....
-brO
"new bird has CLOSED STANCE and is UP ON TOES. this means new bird will hit for higher average and also make fewer errors in field"
Will you change you avatar to reflect the new stance?
i will change about anything if it means october baseball.
This post made me laff.
-cW
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