excuse wayward O while he uses facilities

wayward O likes freel deel because ryan freel runs around like wild dog and jumps on baseball!


AP pic via MLB.com
also apparently team got some other doods who one day will wear uni with pride unless they stink. do they stink? wayward o too tired to research. also TEAM DOES NOT NEED "TALENT" TEAM NEEDS "GUYS WHO CAN PLAY!"

wayward o is tired because of MAJOR INVESTIGATIVE REPORT finally finished!

as some of you know, sarasota is lowballing team over SPRING FACILITY. they said $65 MILLION would be fine for RED SOX but too much cheese for ORIOLES!!! and ORIOLES sent holy godlike ripken man to smooth things over but PLAN HAS BEEN SCALED BACK according to newspaper.


Not exactly Mencken
ANYWAY. wayward o snuck into CITRUS SCENTED sarasota town hall and ----- HOW SHALL WE PUT IT?? ---- "acquired" scaled back plans. see for yourself:



ONLY THING MISSING IS Eddie's "STEADY" PortOJohns ......... now to be located in PARKING LOT.