andy knOws best

they do this to us every year, no? but roster is looking young, athletic, balanced and talented.

if team was tv show it would be "andy knows best." now we see why team did not bother chasing yankees up idiot pole in teixeira sweepstakes.

($24 million tex .308 BA, 33 HR, 121 RBI vs. $8 million aub. .304 BA, 32 HR, 108 RBI)

and now we see plan. (assuming team doesn't deal b-rob for pitching, of course).

friend of wayward O (fowo) is in town and last night as we watched sad ravens lose we read about pie trade on MOBILE INTERNETS and posted to SUPERPALOOKA TEAMATRON at right but more thoughts:

• apparently felix pie's last name is pronounced "pee-aay" but wayward O has no intention of calling him that. his name is "py".
• hopefully his batting average will be somewhere around PI ---- .314
• and sad but polite luke scott will DH? Hmm. Things may need adjusting when we play against LHPs
• we wish felix's testicular region all the best; he had surgery last year
• we bid a sad farewell to garrett olson -- a classy, talented, serious guy who will make the Cubs a better team

Welcome to team, son
To recap: Team has catcher. Team has infield. Team has outfield. Team has no pitching!! OR DOOOOOo WEEEE?????