Monday, March 30, 2009

better find yOur hard hat....

UNDER CONSTRUCTION season is about to begin. right now as wayward o types manager david q. trembely esq. is meeting with either rick kranitz or andrew macphail -- or possibly both depending upon which gossip you believe -- sipping hot cup of coffee and trying to figure out his starting five.

mostly, upon information and belief, trembO probably is praying to Jeebus that guthrie doesn't turn out to be teh suck as so many annointed no. 1 starters for Team have in recent years.

meanwhile our very optimistic diaspora voted for a "miracle in prOgress" in the much-participated-in SOBRIQUET SEARCH. but dear miracle workers, wayward o is afraid you chose with your hearts, not your rational minds.

wayward O hearby dubs this season a year of transition; a year of frustration; a year of construction as we move toward a fully rebuilt and competitive squard. some will win. some will lose. some are born to sing the blues.

oh sorry. that's journey. this is A JOURNEY.

a long and winding journey back to october. and it is very possible that some of the day-in day-out guys you see on field this year will not be on that magic bus as it makes the final glorious stop atop AL EAST STANDINGS and jeannie zelasko and pineapple face break down Team's chances in front of national audience.

so we retire this poll -- sort of -- knowing you voted for miracle. but knowing also of course that you can't just VOTE FOR MIRACLE.

miracles sneak up on you when you're not looking. no this is clearly a hard hat mandatOry situation.

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Blogger Chris said...

Wear a dust mask as well......

-brO

March 30, 2009 8:55 AM  
Anonymous Sponsort said...

Pretend you are on PBS and say, with gurgling water in the background, "In April, spring comes to the northern hemisphere." This is usually followed by film of predators eating bloody carcasses. Sort of like the Janquis and Os, no?

March 31, 2009 5:38 PM  

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