grand master melly mO

there has been NO SHORTAGE OF MELMOSITY early in Team's season.

for example:

-- memlo saved opening day game v. yankees, stifling rally with DIVING GRAB IN HOT CORNER, where memlo is stationed in case you forget!
-- and memlo was UNFAIRLY CALLED OUT at home plate wednesday by feckless umpire in close win over fat yankees that umpires tried to sabotage ... when everyone even KEN SINGLETON knew he was safe!
-- also then mean carl crawford stepped on his foot friday!
-- so what if nick and b-rob and ZAUN and FANCY PITCHERS are getting most of props as team is off to fast start even tho memlo really has been EYE OF OFFENSIVE HURRICANE!

that is why memlo made GRAND SLAM YESTERDAY NIGHT!



¡Cinqo zero cabrones!

and then tried to act all cool while circling basepaths! but we fans could see how much MELMOCIOUSNESS was flowing in veins!

¿AHORA QUE ONDA?
happy easter roll some eggs then SWEEP GROSS DEVIL RAYS!!!