march takes fOrever ... april lasts five minutes

well it's been over a week since last post. Team got owned by tough Red Sox. then team bounced back for series win against weird White Sox. now team is going for series split against dumb Rangers. Rangers' manager looks like he should be in sitcom. overall we're starting to see some real threads emerge on season:

• ty wigginton is fat and grounderballs clank off his mitt like pachinko machine
• danys baez, he of so many curse words last year, is having a decent bounceback so far
• team has lots of minor league talent -- some of it in majors! (ba Da bing)
• roberts and markakis rule and trembO wants them to be leaders but they don't care
• Team is pitcher or two away ... pitcher or two away ... but it appears we may NOT forever be a pitcher or two away with possible emergence of bergesen and a couple four more guys coming along
• memlo is coming back to team friday-ish to bring super in-game effort and emotional output
• we will finish about .500 thinks wayward O

also adam jones blew out his pants

Equipment guy, please
and hit super game winner home run!!!


The Troof