Opening day remarks
yerkee fans did NOT take over yard ... it's the ECON SQUEEZE son no extra loot
rich yankee first baseman was BOOed with venomous lust that lifted hearts across DelMarVa
izturis played sweet D, picked off nady and hit home run
adam jones went nutz and couldn't be contained
and MANHORSE came through late, putting game out of reach
overall it was a lovely day as team took down yankee fat ace
Team has old skool batting helmets again thank goodness
rich yankee first baseman was BOOed with venomous lust that lifted hearts across DelMarVa
izturis played sweet D, picked off nady and hit home run
adam jones went nutz and couldn't be contained
and MANHORSE came through late, putting game out of reach
overall it was a lovely day as team took down yankee fat ace
Team has old skool batting helmets again thank goodness
Labels: hOpe springs eternal, schadenfrOide

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"In a perfect world, the Orioles would've won the World Series every year I was alive and I'd be an Oriole right now," Teixeira said. "I have so much love for this city, for this organization. But in the business world, in the baseball world, sometimes you have to make difficult decisions. When it came down to it, the Yankees were a better fit for me."
Dear Mark Texie....(however the hell you spell it), You play pro baseball for the money and for the adoration of the fans. There's nothing else. You had the money locked up. And you chose to pretty much snub the entire fan base of Major League Baseball. I hope you enjoy those pay checks. It's all you have. Thanks for making the world a little less perfect.
Your Dad didn't even wear the Yankee cap you got him to the ball park........eesh....
Nice 0-fer on opening day.
-brO
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