Sunday, May 17, 2009

lObsterbacks!

as diaspora sits around waiting for wieters, reimold, bergesen, tillman and patton, among others, to come up and start playing in big leagues, baseball is set to air BOMBSHELL DOCUMENTARY that claims game was played in ENGLAND as early as 1755.


They shyte ye not

ENGLAND, PEOPLE!

UK already tried to say they invented ROCK AND ROLL. now game?

that, if true, would be same as if that LOSER SIMON COWELL invented HOT DOG or if ELTON JOHN was from LONDON.

ummmm. wait a second... does that mean HONKY CAT is about SOCCER PLAYER instead of, you know, JAMIE WALKER?

wayward O is confused.

what happened to ABNER DOUBLEDAY?? What happened to KEN BURNS DOCUMENTARY? you know, all that business about "In Our Perambulations of Late......" and how drunks in Manhattan went over to HOBOKEN to AIR OUT LIVERS and all that?????


next thing you know we'll all be SPEAKING ENGLISH. where is TOM HANKS when you need him?

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Anonymous sponsort said...

Zounds! This may well place the "special relationship" in jeopardy. What was Maggie's position (or is that indelicate)?

May 17, 2009 4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CLUTCH.

-brO

May 18, 2009 9:34 AM  

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