the baltimOre sun

EVERYTHING LOOKED HUNKY DORY ON SUN SITE TODAY!!


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Until you saw little headline that reads:

Sun Cuts Third of Newsroom
Among the cuts, according to city bloggers, were sometime Team-covering journos Bill Ordine and Rick Maese and less-often Team-covering journo David Steele. And that is truly sad. Wayward O's heart goes out to all journos cut by paper today, not just the sportos.

And hopes brave, bankrupt newspaper finds a way to profit while still doing the news in Charm City!

Wayward O has question for readers: Which is more difficult, making newspapers profitable online, or getting Team back to October? Discuss...

march takes fOrever ... april lasts five minutes

well it's been over a week since last post. Team got owned by tough Red Sox. then team bounced back for series win against weird White Sox. now team is going for series split against dumb Rangers. Rangers' manager looks like he should be in sitcom. overall we're starting to see some real threads emerge on season:

• ty wigginton is fat and grounderballs clank off his mitt like pachinko machine
• danys baez, he of so many curse words last year, is having a decent bounceback so far
• team has lots of minor league talent -- some of it in majors! (ba Da bing)
• roberts and markakis rule and trembO wants them to be leaders but they don't care
• Team is pitcher or two away ... pitcher or two away ... but it appears we may NOT forever be a pitcher or two away with possible emergence of bergesen and a couple four more guys coming along
• memlo is coming back to team friday-ish to bring super in-game effort and emotional output
• we will finish about .500 thinks wayward O

also adam jones blew out his pants

Equipment guy, please
and hit super game winner home run!!!


The Troof

sO, that happened

Team has made delicious art form out of losing baseball games at Fenway Park. And now entire swaths of diaspOra are ready to commit ritual disembOwelment!

If you're on that sad jag ... you might consider getting it over with before tonite's much anticipated Beckett-Eaton matchup.

But is this not kind of game we expect from team this year? No?

Wayward O can honestly say he knew they would lose once Mr. Jeremy Guthrie lost his bearings, squandering most of 7-0 lead immediately. Five ERs in 4.2 IP is not going to get it done against Red Sox.

Don't worry about it too much. There will be many bright spots in coming summer!

PS. Oh and Matty Weet Weet kind of got hurt. But not too bad.

baltimOre jerseys make debut

kOjira!

b-rob

adam jones, son! (tying game)

THE TIMELESS ONE

snoop zauny zaun

the greatest right fielder ever?
well that was fun. yay baltimore jerseys! images from this tv station via mlb.tv...

grand master melly mO

there has been NO SHORTAGE OF MELMOSITY early in Team's season.

for example:

-- memlo saved opening day game v. yankees, stifling rally with DIVING GRAB IN HOT CORNER, where memlo is stationed in case you forget!
-- and memlo was UNFAIRLY CALLED OUT at home plate wednesday by feckless umpire in close win over fat yankees that umpires tried to sabotage ... when everyone even KEN SINGLETON knew he was safe!
-- also then mean carl crawford stepped on his foot friday!
-- so what if nick and b-rob and ZAUN and FANCY PITCHERS are getting most of props as team is off to fast start even tho memlo really has been EYE OF OFFENSIVE HURRICANE!

that is why memlo made GRAND SLAM YESTERDAY NIGHT!



¡Cinqo zero cabrones!

and then tried to act all cool while circling basepaths! but we fans could see how much MELMOCIOUSNESS was flowing in veins!

¿AHORA QUE ONDA?
happy easter roll some eggs then SWEEP GROSS DEVIL RAYS!!!

questiOn and answer...

question: how many times out of three did Team beat Rich, Fat Yankees in opening series?

answer:



yes! that is correct! thank you weirdly attractive possibly hebraic masn lady!

diaspOra, part XI

name: baltimore orioles bloggers
location: internet
status: buggy, cranky, fan-y
gear of choice: photoshop, ftp, flash, feeds and tag clOuds or something
quote: Many of the O's blogs, however, have little or no revenue, fueled solely by the writers' passion for the team and the freedom to use a capital "O" whenever it pleases them.



wayward o says: WAYWARD O NEEDS REVUNE CLICK GOOGLE ADS. oh and to kOji PLEASE BAFFLE FAT YANKEES TODAY WITH CRAFTY NIPPON PITCHER EXPERIENCE!

Opening day remarks

yerkee fans did NOT take over yard ... it's the ECON SQUEEZE son no extra loot

rich yankee first baseman was BOOed with venomous lust that lifted hearts across DelMarVa

izturis played sweet D, picked off nady and hit home run

adam jones went nutz and couldn't be contained

and MANHORSE came through late, putting game out of reach

overall it was a lovely day as team took down yankee fat ace

Team has old skool batting helmets again thank goodness

kOji making excited fans!

he seems to be good pitcher. is he good pitcher? if he is good pitcher then team will win baseball games!!!



WE NEED NICKNAME FOR KOJI PLEASE SUBMIT IN COMMENTS.

also ..... look how famous Wayward O is .... nice lady at Schmap made super custom widget for site now you can track team location, schedule and results in one handy spot!

all caps super teamatrOn pudates!!

IF AUBREY HUFF WANT TO LIFT WEIGHTS UNDER TENT IN PARKING LOT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN MALE MODEL IN VENICe BEACH!!!!!

MATTY WIETERS IS ABOUT TO BLAST OFF THE T TOP SON!!!!

SUBTLE BUTT SON!!!

HAYDEN PENN GONE! CHRIS GOMEZ GONE!

OH....

AND LAST YEAR TEAM HAD SIX SHORT STOPS NOW ONLY TWO .... WTF???

SPEAKING OF WHICH ... ROBERT ANDINO HAS SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

"I've been in Maryland, but I've never been to Baltimore," Andino said. "I heard it's a real nice city."

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THE MANHORSE LOOKS BAD??? HORSE SH$T TOWN DOESN'T NEED YOUR SIMPERING FLATTERY!!!

ALSO CAN YOU PINCH RUN?

BRING ON tEh RICH FAT YANKEES!!!