jeremy spOke in class

It has come to Wayward O's attention that Camden Yards is going Green.



lanthOrn
If Rumors are True Stadium's ANTI-WARMING initiative will Feature:

• bike rack for guthrie
• meat rack for milwood*
• dip n dot solar powered cooling coils
• boog-exhaust and Thorne-Aire™ collection ports
• free composting for all MIDDLE RELIEVERS

Mr. Albert Gore would be so proud!!!

* oh relax. Wayward O is only KIDDING AROUND

alright, whO's hair is in the drain?

Wayward O thinks somebody better go out and get a shitload of DranO!


Image via MASN

Tee hee hee ... either somebody pulled practical joke for ages or there's too many sunflower seeds in drain!

tales Of malfeasance

CubFanX: i don't know how interested you are in this
The Wayward O: yeah. he and maese were sh*t canned via telephone last week
CubFanx: well i figured you knew that but his tale is interesting
The Wayward O: "the people ultimately responsible, for the gutting of the paper and the callous treatment of its employees, whether they were in the office at the time or not, are a plane flight away. Clearly, to them 'Baltimore Sun'’ is just a line on a balance sheet"
CubFanX: To get laid off over the phone at a game seems to prove that much
The Wayward O: i always liked steele. he is a good journo
CubFanX: I hate the Tribune Company
The Wayward O: sam zell ought to catch a beat down that's f'sho
CubFanX: i hate that f*cker
The Wayward O: to think how many livelihoods he destoryed. how many tales of malfeasance won't be told
CubFanX: ugh -- poor newspapers

the baltimOre sun

EVERYTHING LOOKED HUNKY DORY ON SUN SITE TODAY!!


Revune Generating AD!!
Until you saw little headline that reads:

Sun Cuts Third of Newsroom
Among the cuts, according to city bloggers, were sometime Team-covering journos Bill Ordine and Rick Maese and less-often Team-covering journo David Steele. And that is truly sad. Wayward O's heart goes out to all journos cut by paper today, not just the sportos.

And hopes brave, bankrupt newspaper finds a way to profit while still doing the news in Charm City!

Wayward O has question for readers: Which is more difficult, making newspapers profitable online, or getting Team back to October? Discuss...

baltimOre jerseys make debut

kOjira!

b-rob

adam jones, son! (tying game)

THE TIMELESS ONE

snoop zauny zaun

the greatest right fielder ever?
well that was fun. yay baltimore jerseys! images from this tv station via mlb.tv...

back On their side...

very interesting quote & confirmation from bossman macphail in el papel del sol today re: the teixeira business:

"we made our offer, indicated that we were flexible and there was never any engagement back on their side."

in other words, tex did not want to play in baltimore and fans who blame macphail for failure to sign him should revise and extend their remarks.

i grOw tired

wayward O grows tired of baltimore sun cookie cutter paper that says same go@@amn thing every damn day about team.

blah blah blah

they, theoretically, have money to spend but are not an intriguing landing spot

and now you're standing at the station
trying to take what i ain't go to give
oh and i'm so sorry, charlie
i gOt my own life to live ....

it is time for sun paper to stop shitting on team. it's not like it's a talented insightful bunch over there anyway. it's a low down dirty sam zell paper just trying to pretend it's got a sack a balls.

team is frOm where???

hahaha. no WONDER wayward O could never watch team on tv here in brooklyn!! team is from BALTIMORE MARYLAND because it says so on uniforms!

but when team is in BALTIMORE jerseys will NOT SAY BALTIMORE because you already KNOW you are in BALTIMORE!!

very, very clever.



The Savior & the Truth
AP photo via Blatzburgh Sun

also oriole bird got overhaul!



via Sun
there are several KEY DIFFERENCES between OLD BIRD and NEW BIRD:

• new bird has CLOSED STANCE and is UP ON TOES. this means new bird will hit for higher average and also make fewer errors in field
• new bird just generally appears tougher and doesn't have grey feathers on chest
• new bird doesn't have giant forehead

that is all.

wayward O took a few spins around the blogz, etc., today an noticed many fans of team said things like "now if they could just get some pitching." well wayward O says team will actually improve for simple fact that now we know where team is from!

hard to explain, but true. so true.

also, sorry for lack of posts recently because wayward O is busy he totally ignored NL CY winner and some other stuff that, like, happened. or something. also it is nice to take break from baseball sometimes!!!