sOx and nats and Team

Ted Williamsburg: What's wrong with yer savior?
Wayward O: Nick?
Ted Williamsburg: Matt
Wayward O: Matt is not the savior. Matt is God
Ted Williamsburg: So God is a .234 hitter?
Wayward O: He has to scale down his immortal strength to fit the ballfield. Give him time. Tonite I think we do battle with the Red Sux
Ted Williamsburg: I got to watch the Smoltz implosion from the comfort of a box seat in DC last week. I look forward to feasting on yer pitchers in yer house
Wayward O: I predict you will tee off on Berken tonight .... we'll win Tues. and Wed. will be a good one
Ted Williamsburg: What makes you think you'll win Tues.? Hill's 6.03 ERA?
Wayward O: Hill can be eerily good every now and then. So ... that is the basis for my prediction. I would not put the college fund on it
Ted Williamsburg: That kid Zimmermann that manhandled to Sox on Thursday is the real deal
Wayward O: The Narts could conceivably get good in a hurry. Esp. in NL Least
Ted Williamsburg: How's that?
Wayward O: If those Young Fellas in the rote turn out to be decent
Ted Williamsburg: They ain't got enough bats. And man are they station-to-station on the basepaths
Wayward O: Well they can always buy a few more bats. No reason for them to share bats
Ted Williamsburg: Zing!
Wayward O: No I think Zimmeman / Dunn and potentially one more guy would be a decent power / RBI trio. But I got my own problems
Ted Williamsburg: Like Nick the Stick Johnson
Wayward O: He might be done
Ted Williamsburg: You'll see just how done Johnson is when the Sox pick him up at the deadline
Wayward O: I hope Nick Johnson isn't done. He's Okay. That broken leg business was ugly
Ted Williamsburg: He's having a pretty decent season
Wayward O: So what happens to Ortiz if you get N.J.? PH for NL games? Situational?
Ted Williamsburg: Nuthin' -- Nick plays first twice a week while Yuke moves over to third to spell Lowell's hip and picks up odd starts at DH. And first. And PH
Wayward O: That's a lot of slow left handed beef but OK. I'd stick Papi at short just once. After wrapping up division of course
Ted Williamsburg: Natch

night Of the living webheads!

Blogger Nite at Camden Yards. Lowest paid crowd ever.

coincidence? wayward O thinks not!!!
Hahaha just kidding everybody! It was nice to meet all bloggers at YardYap, MurraysSpasm and, of course, LukesLuger.net!


KNOW US. FEAR US. PLY US WITH FREE BEER!
And Super thanks to MASN public relations team of Todd Webster and Kristen Hudak, who also is blogger! They really went above and beyond CALL OF DUTY to make rag-tag group of Team chroniclers feel welcome.

Also, we learned SO MUCH THINGS at blogger night. For example:

THING No. 1:

Buck and Gary
BUCK AND GARY DO NOT READ BLOGS. Wayward O asked them and they said they are busy and only read TRUSTWORTHY SOURCES! This is the kind of HONESTY and HEALTHY SKEPTICISM that makes for GOOD ANNOUNCERS!

THING No. 2:
On set. Stadium too empty, people! Fill it up!
AS OF NEXT YEAR JIM HUNTER'S TENURE WITH TEAM WILL EXCEED THAT OF JON MILLER, the famed broacaster he replaced. Wayward O has always thought Jim does good job. Congrats Mr. Hunter and it was good talking to you. Thnax for TAKING MOMENT for little people!

THING No. 3:
Heyyy look at the time...
AMBER IS VERY NICE LADY. Thanks for stoppin, Amb!

THING No. 4:ROCH KUBATKO WORKS HARD and IS NICE MAN. Also he has callouses on hands from PUMPING IRON. Also many bloggers are JELLUS of Roch because he gets to talk to MANAGER every day and also ROCH has TROLLS on his site. Sure sign blogger has made it is blogger has TROLL.

But, like Amber, Roch could not linger because of

MATTY WEET WEET NEWS
which needs no repeating at this late juncture. Oh, ok. He is coming up Friday to further propel Team on QUEST FOR OCTOBER!!!

THING No. 5:

Famous catcher and Wayward O
Rick Dempsey is nice, polite man. And he takes COPIOUS NOTES during entire game for use on Os Extra later. (Either that or he was studiously ignoring in-laws.) I'M HERE ALL WEEK! Actually a very nice member of ZAUN family snapped above pic* and everyone was getting along great. Very nice! Many thanks. Wayward O is humbled!

*Wayward O thinks. Isn't actually quite sure.

And lastly....

THING No. 6:
They make magic happen
Magic of Orioles Baseball!
MASN CONTROL TRUCK IS WORTH $15 Million Smackers! HOLY MACKEREL no wonder DipnDotz cost $42.

Overall it was very exciting night and even though Wayward O pulled into NY train station at 2 a.m. and is operating on 4 hours' sleep, it was worth it!

Oh, Wayward O almost forgot: There is rumor that Billy Ripken is chained in boiler room in BOWELS of WAREHOUSE.