bOgeyman
Don't even THINK about going OPRAH ROUTE!

Here's yer mea culpa, Winfrey
You don't owe sh*t-eating gossipshere or YAMMERING TV JACKALS anything!
Straighten up things on home front and go kick Y.E. Yang and Phil Mickelson in teeth on links!
Anybody steps to you about Elin, wrap 3-iron around their neck!
If you have to spill your guts to anyone, make it CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ, over three Martinis, with nobody else around!
Victory Red!!!!

Here's yer mea culpa, Winfrey
You don't owe sh*t-eating gossipshere or YAMMERING TV JACKALS anything!
Straighten up things on home front and go kick Y.E. Yang and Phil Mickelson in teeth on links!
Anybody steps to you about Elin, wrap 3-iron around their neck!
If you have to spill your guts to anyone, make it CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ, over three Martinis, with nobody else around!
Victory Red!!!!
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