melvin is mOst ill and he's buntin' and stealin'

"I don't like that Rally Monkey."
--rallymelmO

do how you do.

say how you say.

bunt how you bunt.

steal third with two outs how you steal third with two outs.

just get guthrie his winz!

in other important news, we're kind of retiring the ESSKAY MEAT SURVEY, though you may still mull over and change vote! in an UPSET, MEAT flavored MEAT is most popular flavor of meat!!!

team is on FOX today? though not in nyc because of dumb mets. go BIG BIRD!!!