excuse wayward O while he uses facilities

wayward O likes freel deel because ryan freel runs around like wild dog and jumps on baseball!


AP pic via MLB.com
also apparently team got some other doods who one day will wear uni with pride unless they stink. do they stink? wayward o too tired to research. also TEAM DOES NOT NEED "TALENT" TEAM NEEDS "GUYS WHO CAN PLAY!"

wayward o is tired because of MAJOR INVESTIGATIVE REPORT finally finished!

as some of you know, sarasota is lowballing team over SPRING FACILITY. they said $65 MILLION would be fine for RED SOX but too much cheese for ORIOLES!!! and ORIOLES sent holy godlike ripken man to smooth things over but PLAN HAS BEEN SCALED BACK according to newspaper.


Not exactly Mencken
ANYWAY. wayward o snuck into CITRUS SCENTED sarasota town hall and ----- HOW SHALL WE PUT IT?? ---- "acquired" scaled back plans. see for yourself:



ONLY THING MISSING IS Eddie's "STEADY" PortOJohns ......... now to be located in PARKING LOT.

pastry art baristas dOn't like team

sharp-eyed old lady in florida who is wayward O's grandma sent this along, via pony express among other couriers, to world HQ...



the newspaper article, by the way, goes on after page jump, and continues to slag team.

so wayward O did a little research on two men and here are important things you should know:

• hoff was BORN IN BALTIMORE MARYLAND; pitt was born in OKLAHOMA ... WHERE IS THAT???
• pitt has not yet appeared in drunken youtube. hoff has. WHAT IS BRADLEY PITT HIDING???
• According to Guinness Book of World Records, Baywatch is most watched TV show in world, with over 1.1 billion viewers
• Brad Pitt started on show called "Dallas." WHAT SHOW IS THAT???
• Hoff has "aura"; Pitt has "allure"

Enough said. Well maybe not quite enough. Wayward O also made blingee about article: